Stupidity> Cool Spam

I just received an enkindling piece of spam from JOHN UPPER (in all caps, of course).

Good day.
look
I had learned on a number of planets. They made up in
engines of destruction ever manufactured. Over a half
there were no cigars in the ship. Then the service unit

Good golly, sounds like they're screwed, and no over a half cigars left in the entire ship! And whatever happened to the service unit - can't be good at all. What happens next?? [turns spam filters off].